Poompt 

A pet name for a real close friend or family member.

"Hey poompt"
"Dats mah poompt"
"Wat chu doin poompt"
"Where mah poompt at"

Poompt by Da Bridge August 11, 2007

Prompt 

In fanfiction terms, when someone has received a request to write something in particular, whether it is a simple thing out of every-day life or a longer story.

Anonymous made a prompt with character A and character B cuddling

Anon prompted kiss under the mistletoe

Prompt by wednesdaycoolbluenights August 13, 2013

pooptificate 

Pondering or thinking while taking a crap

Wife: Oh my god he's been in the bathroom a long time, what is he doing

Guy friend: leave him alone he's trying to pooptificate his next career move at work

pooptificate by Tbass December 27, 2013

Pooptardus 

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

Poompa Doompa 

The sexiest being alive. it is unparalleled in any stat and comparable to god.

Poompa Doompa

Poompa Doompa by Notswagpie June 7, 2018

pooptillion

A shit-ton amount of numbers, as Ryan Magee from SuperMega said it to be

"Pooptillion has to be a real number" -Ryan Magee from Supermegacast 191

pooptillion by Mapipi Israelihahd May 19, 2020

pooptriot 

A pooptriot is someone who proclaims louder than anyone else that he loves his country, but then proceeds to travel thousands of miles in a pick-up truck full of loaded weapons, Molotov cocktails, and explosive devices, so he can violently break into his country's national legislature and make a half-assed attempt to kidnap the representatives from both major political parties and who people from all over the country voted into office. He will also threaten to kill the Vice President that he himself voted for. And, while also proclaiming very loudly that Blue Lives matter to him more than to any of those annoying Black Lives Matter people, he will beat a police officer in the head to death with a fire extinguisher. And, of course, he will also poop in the capitol building like a true patriot.

Pooptriot Lives Matter.

Remember the Pooptriot Riot on January 6, 2021?

pooptriot by MousseAuChocolat January 16, 2021