A person who believes they have had many successfully relationships when in fact they are always across the internet or with a girl who has never had the attention of a male. Always live in some far away place. Rarely meet in real life when they do nothing ever happens. Boasts about getting sent nudes even though they could of just when on pornhub. Things there rock solid because some girls said they would do some spicystuff even though there is zero commitment as they live a million miles away.
doompa - A deluded person who thinks there a pure lady killer
bob - I've purefully caught another bird mate you should get your game on
steve - stop being such a doompa and get a real girl friend
Noun. A person who is behaving as if they are mentally challenged. Exudes stupidity and ignorance. Mentally slow and aloof to their surroundings and lacks situational awareness.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!