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A person who believes they have had many successfully relationships when in fact they are always across the internet or with a girl who has never had the attention of a male. Always live in some far away place. Rarely meet in real life when they do nothing ever happens. Boasts about getting sent nudes even though they could of just when on pornhub. Things there rock solid because some girls said they would do some spicy stuff even though there is zero commitment as they live a million miles away.
doompa - A deluded person who thinks there a pure lady killer
bob - I've purefully caught another bird mate you should get your game on
steve - stop being such a doompa and get a real girl friend
doompa by pancake_master96 March 26, 2021
a vibrating dlido shaped like a finger
you're acting like a doompa!
doompa by doompa December 26, 2008
Noun. A person who is behaving as if they are mentally challenged. Exudes stupidity and ignorance. Mentally slow and aloof to their surroundings and lacks situational awareness.
Look at this doompa holding up traffic in the left lane.
Doompa by RoLex_Baby August 4, 2024

Poompa Doompa 

The sexiest being alive. it is unparalleled in any stat and comparable to god.
Poompa Doompa by Notswagpie June 7, 2018

Poompa Doompa 

An interesting fellow whos genitals can range from huge to fucking enormous
Dont Let Poompa Doompas Rape you

Oompa doompa 

Cannabis. Can be used to name any sort of weed, whether it be hash, flower or oil.

Used as a code word and can be used whenever you want.
We should get some oompa doompa for the hangout next weekend right?
Oompa doompa by NoFuckerz March 21, 2019