Poomes

(pronounced poomes) - Meaning: poo fumes so over powering that one must open windows in order to escape the odour.

The poomes were so over powering the morning after a vindaloo that windows had to be opened to escape the smell

by JimJamSos January 4, 2020

pomeshèe

/`Pom-eh-shay/

noun/verb

1.a powder-like substance used to de-suction sticky substances

2. Used in an episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” Used in episode 420: “Squidward’s Sticky Situation”

3. A growth of a third kidney

4. A offensive word to describe squids

As Squidward Put on his Pomeshèe, he felt allot less sticky.

by Pomeshèe October 15, 2021

Poofesure

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*

by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

Poofesure

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.

Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?

by AlphaDank November 5, 2019

poomeh

An expression of extreme apathy, or possibly boredom. A portmanteau of the words 'poop' and 'meh'

Friend 1: How'd it go asking out that girl you like?

Friend 2: poomeh

by bryzalnizzle April 19, 2008

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009