Poomes 

(pronounced poomes) - Meaning: poo fumes so over powering that one must open windows in order to escape the odour.

The poomes were so over powering the morning after a vindaloo that windows had to be opened to escape the smell

Poomes by JimJamSos January 4, 2020

pomeshèe 

/`Pom-eh-shay/

noun/verb

1.a powder-like substance used to de-suction sticky substances

2. Used in an episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” Used in episode 420: “Squidward’s Sticky Situation”

3. A growth of a third kidney

4. A offensive word to describe squids

As Squidward Put on his Pomeshèe, he felt allot less sticky.

pomeshèe by Pomeshèe October 15, 2021

Poofesure 

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*

Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

Poofesure 

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.

Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?

Poofesure by AlphaDank November 5, 2019

poomeh 

An expression of extreme apathy, or possibly boredom. A portmanteau of the words 'poop' and 'meh'

Friend 1: How'd it go asking out that girl you like?

Friend 2: poomeh

poomeh by bryzalnizzle April 19, 2008

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

poomergency by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009