Poomail 

To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne

Person 1: My laptop smells funky

Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop

Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?

Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?

Poomail by Nutata February 22, 2011

Poomiliation 

When you walk into the bathroom right after someone who made a ..... well let's just say a "stinky" and you get blamed for his/her mistake by the next person entering into the bathroom.

Johnny first experienced "poomiliation" at the age of 16 upon entering into the restroom at a fancy restaurant after the man before him had enjoyed his baked beans a little too much. The man in line behind Johnny handed him a bottle of Bean-O and told him to be on his way.

Poomiliation by SenorT January 3, 2009

poopmail 

Mail that you get that has poop all over it

Those Damn kids pooped on my mail again!
I HATE POOPMAIL!!!

poopmail by poopmasta 3000 August 28, 2009

Poomaloof 

a trendy urban male with an affection for alcohol and partying. Not to be mistaken with an inner city college student. a Poomaloof can often be found in smoke friendly sports bars, eateries with good drink specials and or massage parlors. A Poomaloof will often claim to be quite knowledgeable in various fields of study however one quickly sees through the facade.

While out drinking last night, I ran into a Poomaloof in a bar and quickly found myself in a heated debate, concerning whoopie goldberg and her 'open relationships'.

Poomaloof by ricky fawn January 13, 2011

pookmail 

The awesome idea of "disposable email addresses" to give a company or group whom you don't trust.

I've used pookmail hundreds of times when signing up on websites like WESWEARWEWONTVIRUSYOU.com or FREELENTELSIFYOUGIVEUSEYOUREMAILADDRESS.org.

pookmail by Bassbaboonist April 8, 2005

poomainder 

The remnants of poo left in the toilet after someone flushes, and someone else finds it.

Damn it, who left the poomainder in the downstairs bathroom!

poomainder by sigmania75 January 22, 2023

Pomailer 

absolute dumb motherfucker. hate him. his pinned video is right.

i hate pomailer

Pomailer by kjj14 March 22, 2023