4 definitions by Nutata
To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne
Person 1: My laptop smells funky
Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop
Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?
Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?
Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop
Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?
Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?
by Nutata February 3, 2011
Alternative, more mug-friendly spelling of the noun hotyacht. Also the antonym of not yacht. A yacht with only attractive people on board.
I would like to hotyacht around the Horn of Africa because I hear the weather is great and they are super friendly to Hot Yachts.
by Nutata June 8, 2016
Noun. A yacht which has exclusively attractive people on board.
Verb. To participate in a yachting holiday in which all inhabitants of the yacht are attractive.
Verb. To participate in a yachting holiday in which all inhabitants of the yacht are attractive.
Javid: "Can I come hotyachting this year?"
Hotyachter: "No. You're too ugly, and also you're a total fucking twat"
Hotyachter: "No. You're too ugly, and also you're a total fucking twat"
by Nutata September 4, 2014
Look at all those hotties on board that boat over... oh wait a sec look at the captain. I thought it was a Hot Yacht for a second but it's actually a Not Yacht.
by Nutata June 8, 2016