Definitions by Nutata

Not Yacht 

A yacht without exclusively attractive occupants. The antonym of Hot Yacht

Look at all those hotties on board that boat over... oh wait a sec look at the captain. I thought it was a Hot Yacht for a second but it's actually a Not Yacht.

Not Yacht by Nutata June 7, 2016

Hot Yacht 

Alternative, more mug-friendly spelling of the noun hotyacht. Also the antonym of not yacht. A yacht with only attractive people on board.

I would like to hotyacht around the Horn of Africa because I hear the weather is great and they are super friendly to Hot Yachts.

Hot Yacht by Nutata June 7, 2016

Hotyacht

Noun. A yacht which has exclusively attractive people on board.

Verb. To participate in a yachting holiday in which all inhabitants of the yacht are attractive.

Javid: "Can I come hotyachting this year?"

Hotyachter: "No. You're too ugly, and also you're a total fucking twat"

Hotyacht by Nutata September 4, 2014

Poomail 

To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne

Person 1: My laptop smells funky

Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop

Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?

Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?

Poomail by Nutata February 22, 2011