poopmail

Mail that you get that has poop all over it

Those Damn kids pooped on my mail again!
I HATE POOPMAIL!!!

by poopmasta 3000 August 28, 2009

poopfail

to fail in such a way as to turn your life to poop

"Simply waking this AM was an Epic Poopfail"

by Browns Poopfail December 31, 2013

poopemail

An email sent while taking a poop.

I had to send my boss a poopemail when I came down with a bustin' case of diarrhea.

by Flashbone September 14, 2009

poopmill

A toilet.

Honey, can I have the sports section I'm going on the poopmill.

by p mammen July 29, 2009

Poomail

To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne

Person 1: My laptop smells funky

Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop

Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?

Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?

by Nutata February 22, 2011

pookmail

The awesome idea of "disposable email addresses" to give a company or group whom you don't trust.

I've used pookmail hundreds of times when signing up on websites like WESWEARWEWONTVIRUSYOU.com or FREELENTELSIFYOUGIVEUSEYOUREMAILADDRESS.org.

by Bassbaboonist April 8, 2005