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When you use the poop that’s inside your ass as a dildo to goon, thrusting it up and down using your muscles.
I crouched down to poogoon.
Poogoon by furryousgamer January 19, 2026
Words you can keep
john: hey look your dog took a shit

mark: wanna have a poogoo

john: well sure I am kinda hungry
poogoo by Coolboy92coolboy93sfriend November 16, 2019
A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.
The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.
pooloon by Ass master March 16, 2017

Pooooong 

Playing the 1972 game Pong on your friend's Apple Watch Series 4.
Let's play some Pooooong.
Pooooong by Red Hawk 445 January 15, 2019
An Msn name that randomly adds people and says "How Doon" or "What ya doon!"
One dude: "Wth i have just had someone called poodoon add me"
Another dude: "Oh yeah man! that dude added me randomly weeks back"
Poodoon by DaveyHULKk March 24, 2010

POOMOONIE 

This is the act of pulling a Moonie with Poo around your bumhole for all to see and smell.

POOMOONIE
POOMOONIE You pull you pants down to initiate the Moonie and have shit around you arse from last night session.
POOMOONIE by Mikool77 March 6, 2023
To Poopoon is when you accidentally pierce the toilet paper whilst in the act of wiping ones anus and end up Poopooning your sphincter.

This can occur when the consistency of one’s faecal matter and the texture of certain toilet papers combine to create a higher than normal traction coefficient resulting in a non-slip effect which if managed badly can result in a Poopooning.
Gutted, had a really good dump but finished by Poopooing myself.

Cheer up, you like like someone who's just Poopooned themselves.
Poopoon by Ornaldo Jackson March 22, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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