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A combination of the term ‘poof’ & ‘buffoon’ to create the pejorative: Puffoon/pafoon/poofoon
I got a call from somebody claiming to be from my bank to collect my social security number and account details – I told him he’s wasting his time and to try a better scam with a less intelligent poofoon next time!
poofoon by anonymous March 6, 2022
A combination of the term ‘poor’ & ‘buffoon’ to create the pejorative: Puffoon/pafoon/poofoon
I got a call from somebody claiming to be from my bank to collect my social security number and account details – I told him he’s wasting his time and to try a better scam with a less intelligent poofoon next time!
poofoon by surkmydirk March 6, 2022
A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.
The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.
pooloon by Ass master March 16, 2017

Pooooong 

Playing the 1972 game Pong on your friend's Apple Watch Series 4.
Let's play some Pooooong.
Pooooong by Red Hawk 445 January 15, 2019
verb: The act of getting poo on one's foot and then tracking it around the house.
noun: One who has poo on one's foot
adjective: One having poo on one's foot
verb: My damned cat poofooted my pillow this morning.
noun: You're a disgusting poofoot.
adjective: Your child is a poofooted little jerk.
poofoot by Emily bbbb123 March 20, 2008
An Msn name that randomly adds people and says "How Doon" or "What ya doon!"
One dude: "Wth i have just had someone called poodoon add me"
Another dude: "Oh yeah man! that dude added me randomly weeks back"
Poodoon by DaveyHULKk March 24, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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