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George from GRINDR asks me out to dinner and drinks and then asks me to pay him back, whatta strait up poofoon
Poofoon by surkmydirk March 6, 2022
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A combination of the term ‘poof’ & ‘buffoon’ to create the pejorative: Puffoon/pafoon/poofoon
I got a call from somebody claiming to be from my bank to collect my social security number and account details – I told him he’s wasting his time and to try a better scam with a less intelligent poofoon next time!
poofoon by anonymous March 6, 2022
A combination of the term ‘poor’ & ‘buffoon’ to create the pejorative: Puffoon/pafoon/poofoon
I got a call from somebody claiming to be from my bank to collect my social security number and account details – I told him he’s wasting his time and to try a better scam with a less intelligent poofoon next time!
poofoon by surkmydirk March 6, 2022
A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.
The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.
pooloon by Ass master March 16, 2017

Pooooong 

Playing the 1972 game Pong on your friend's Apple Watch Series 4.
Let's play some Pooooong.
Pooooong by Red Hawk 445 January 15, 2019
verb: The act of getting poo on one's foot and then tracking it around the house.
noun: One who has poo on one's foot
adjective: One having poo on one's foot
verb: My damned cat poofooted my pillow this morning.
noun: You're a disgusting poofoot.
adjective: Your child is a poofooted little jerk.
poofoot by Emily bbbb123 March 20, 2008
An Msn name that randomly adds people and says "How Doon" or "What ya doon!"
One dude: "Wth i have just had someone called poodoon add me"
Another dude: "Oh yeah man! that dude added me randomly weeks back"
Poodoon by DaveyHULKk March 24, 2010
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