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Hair on/around your anus
Sometimes when you wipe your ass too hard you pull out some poobes.
poobes by Cam April 4, 2005
Words you can keep
Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys
I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.
Poobes by Thepoobsguy August 31, 2009
Related Words
Hair on one's butt.
"I've got a dingleberry caught in my poobes."
Poobes by Ringer7 October 20, 2012
Another spelling for pubes, used by certain individuals
I just shaved my poobes
Poobes by MoleBoi33 March 9, 2020

poobiscuit 

A top-tier god-like rapper. He got money, he got bars, he got thousand dollar cars

and dont forget about the ladies.
guy: did you hear Poobiscuits new song?

Girl: No but i heard about how HOT he is
poobiscuit by PoobisuitFan July 9, 2021
poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.
person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

poebes segeze 

dutch slang of saying poop sex
yo, i had some insanely good poebes segeze today.
poebes segeze by LACUZ February 26, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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