A
sandwich that consists of poo,
jam, and butter of the peanut type. Usually sent to an individual whom you despise. It is
best if you don’t tell the person you’re giving it to in advance, otherwise they won’t be as offended.
“Hey you
stinker, take this!” “Oh my, what is this object which you have
gifted me?” “That is private
information, I cannot give you that information.” “Hey, you gave me a poobis, that is a rather unkind act!” “I don’t care, I despise you.”