Poo hand 

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo

Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.

Poo hand by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016

poo handle 

stuffing a piece of crap under the handle of somebody's car door, so as when they go to open it, said piece of crap is ground into their finger tips and jammed under their finger nails.

Burt:"My boss is being a dick lately."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."

poo handle by ric_IH December 16, 2007

Poo Hands 

What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.

The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.

"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."

Poo Hands by Weekeseylovespies February 24, 2009

poo hands 

Someone who poops in their hands for money.

Look its poo hands he did it for like 10 dollars.

poo hands by hamtizzle February 19, 2011

poohand 

the scent of feces clinging to one's hand, even through handwashing with soap

OMG, i've got the poohand!!!1

poohand by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Poohandy 

When your taking a shit and getting a hand job. It is very similar to a "blumpkin"

Man I just got a poohandy!

Poohandy by BlumpkinMaster May 17, 2014