Ponkum 

1. Cum in a pond.

2. An evil gopher that lives in a tree and feeds off male genitalia several times daily, increasing in size.

1. That girl made me Ponkum

2. I was walking home with my boyfriend when suddenly a Ponkum jumped out and ate his nuts.

Ponkum by iamnotchrishaha June 29, 2011

ponum

A person who can't feel there ass

sorry I cant come to the movies, I got a ponum

ponum by Ponum June 7, 2016

porkums 

a small group of middle aged overweight women

hey charlie, is that your mom with all them porkums?

porkums by handle bar hook shot April 11, 2007

honkus ponkus

The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand

Hey, have you seen Honkus Ponkus, he’s the greatest goose witch ever.

honkus ponkus by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020

pookums

pet name for a hug buddy. unlike snuggles, the term is generally platonic.

lebo: i love you pookums
cheezer: lets have a totally heterosexual hug

pookums by cheezer November 1, 2006

porkums 

a character featured in an episode tales of the smp played by technoblade

porkums wears a hat gave to him by his mother

porkums by GhostBowie March 17, 2021

pookums

a dog in the human state. A word that, if your dog was a human you would call them pookums; a word to tell someone you love them but in a friend kind of way. Allison perfected that term

I love you pookums!!!!!

pookums by Charlene Wagner August 14, 2004