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a small group of middle aged overweight women

hey charlie, is that your mom with all them porkums?

porkums by handle bar hook shot April 11, 2007

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porkums

a character featured in an episode tales of the smp played by technoblade

porkums wears a hat gave to him by his mother

porkums by GhostBowie March 17, 2021

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porkus

an obese dirty scuzzy minkey of the homosexual variety.

there is no way to put into sentence the dirtyness, scuzzyness, and homosexualness of porkus

porkus by anti-minkey society March 12, 2008

Dorkus porkus

Someone who is dorkier than a dork, stupid, geeky, foolish

"You are such a dorkus porkus"

Dorkus porkus by AmandaLT February 3, 2010

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pookums

pet name for a hug buddy. unlike snuggles, the term is generally platonic.

lebo: i love you pookums
cheezer: lets have a totally heterosexual hug

pookums by cheezer November 1, 2006

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Porkups

Better than schyfish. And has very much friends.
means "you're dumb boi"

Porkups

Porkups by FinnyHowells March 17, 2022

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Boinky Porkus

Boinky porkus - to boink and to pork at the same damn time…deeply sexual connection between two individuals. Where they both fuck each other as hard and passionately as possible till one of the two involved parties quite literally squeals like a stolen baby piglet.

“She gave him a marevelous round of boinky porkus”

Boinky Porkus by Merito millerto May 20, 2022

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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