porkums

a small group of middle aged overweight women

hey charlie, is that your mom with all them porkums?

by handle bar hook shot April 11, 2007

porkums

a character featured in an episode tales of the smp played by technoblade

porkums wears a hat gave to him by his mother

by GhostBowie March 17, 2021

porkus

an obese dirty scuzzy minkey of the homosexual variety.

there is no way to put into sentence the dirtyness, scuzzyness, and homosexualness of porkus

by anti-minkey society March 12, 2008

Dorkus porkus

Someone who is dorkier than a dork, stupid, geeky, foolish

"You are such a dorkus porkus"

by AmandaLT February 3, 2010

pookums

pet name for a hug buddy. unlike snuggles, the term is generally platonic.

lebo: i love you pookums
cheezer: lets have a totally heterosexual hug

by cheezer November 1, 2006

Porkups

Better than schyfish. And has very much friends.
means "you're dumb boi"

Porkups

by FinnyHowells March 17, 2022

Boinky Porkus

Boinky porkus - to boink and to pork at the same damn time…deeply sexual connection between two individuals. Where they both fuck each other as hard and passionately as possible till one of the two involved parties quite literally squeals like a stolen baby piglet.

“She gave him a marevelous round of boinky porkus”

by Merito millerto May 20, 2022