Ponei 

The best thing in da maderfaching world!He ussualy has a HUGE DICK!!!He’a the best!

A man:Look at dat huge dick
Another man:It must be a Ponei!

Ponei by Yoshired731 December 1, 2019

Pnei 

A Pnei is a man with a giant shlong, he is also known for his tremendous skill in fighting games. A fucking legend at Super Smash Bros.

Dude is you are definitely a pnei. Fucking legend man!

Pnei by Pnei May 5, 2019

Pongin

Meaning "cool", "awesome", "great", etc...

Wow, that outfit is pongin!" or "I wish that my ride was as pongin as that"

Pongin by Ponginpongster August 6, 2010

Roranicus Pondicus

An endangered species, the Roranicus Pondicus is found most commonly in Leadworth. Their is only one known left in the world, as they all died out from various reasons. They are described as having beaky noses. A special feature of the Roranicus Pondicus is when they run, their arms flop everywhere.

Oh yeah. He's a roman too.

Girl 1: Hey, did that guy just get shot by a scaly alien? Is he ok?
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.

Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.

Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*

Roranicus Pondicus by casgetouttamyass June 18, 2011

poleitician  

A stripper.

GUY 1: Yo, I hooked up last night with a poleitician.

GUY 2: Where does she hold office?

GUY 1: Spearmint Rhino.

poleitician

poleitician by lakersfan1984 January 28, 2009

Pongis 

A penis that is very thick, long and veiny. The pongis throbs a lot which makes it a perfect treat to suck on and deep throat.

Oneesan : Ara Ara~ I'm gonna devour your shota pongis for dinner.

Pongis by hentai mc April 4, 2022

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007