Ponei
Ponei by Yoshired731 December 1, 2019
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Pongin
Pongin by Ponginpongster August 6, 2010
Roranicus Pondicus
An endangered species, the Roranicus Pondicus is found most commonly in Leadworth. Their is only one known left in the world, as they all died out from various reasons. They are described as having beaky noses. A special feature of the Roranicus Pondicus is when they run, their arms flop everywhere.
Oh yeah. He's a roman too.
Oh yeah. He's a roman too.
Girl 1: Hey, did that guy just get shot by a scaly alien? Is he ok?
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.
Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.
Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.
Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.
Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*
Roranicus Pondicus by casgetouttamyass June 18, 2011
poleitician
A stripper.
GUY 1: Yo, I hooked up last night with a poleitician.
GUY 2: Where does she hold office?
GUY 1: Spearmint Rhino.
poleitician
GUY 2: Where does she hold office?
GUY 1: Spearmint Rhino.
poleitician
poleitician by lakersfan1984 January 28, 2009
Pongis
A penis that is very thick, long and veiny. The pongis throbs a lot which makes it a perfect treat to suck on and deep throat.
owns ponies
The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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