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A Pnei is a man with a giant shlong, he is also known for his tremendous skill in fighting games. A fucking legend at Super Smash Bros.
Dude is you are definitely a pnei. Fucking legend man!
Pnei by Pnei May 5, 2019
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Ponei pones Poned poner ponis ponding pneis ponied poncing Ponging
Meaning "cool", "awesome", "great", etc...
Wow, that outfit is pongin!" or "I wish that my ride was as pongin as that"
Pongin by Ponginpongster August 6, 2010

Roranicus Pondicus

An endangered species, the Roranicus Pondicus is found most commonly in Leadworth. Their is only one known left in the world, as they all died out from various reasons. They are described as having beaky noses. A special feature of the Roranicus Pondicus is when they run, their arms flop everywhere.

Oh yeah. He's a roman too.
Girl 1: Hey, did that guy just get shot by a scaly alien? Is he ok?
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.

Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.

Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*

poleitician  

GUY 1: Yo, I hooked up last night with a poleitician.

GUY 2: Where does she hold office?

GUY 1: Spearmint Rhino.

poleitician
poleitician by lakersfan1984 January 28, 2009
A penis that is very thick, long and veiny. The pongis throbs a lot which makes it a perfect treat to suck on and deep throat.
Oneesan : Ara Ara~ I'm gonna devour your shota pongis for dinner.
Pongis by hentai mc April 4, 2022

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"
owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007