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This is what happens when someone attempts to say the word "Penis" but has fat fingers and mess up resulting in this typo.
MasterGiby: Oh yeah? Well you can just suck a big fat poenis!
mEZEE: he absolutely loves "TEH POENIS"
RBFATAL: WTF?
POENIS by RBFATAL July 26, 2004
the Latin word for pain.

It is at times pronounced the same as the English word penis, but can also be pronounced with the œ pronounced as the E in BED.
libera animas omnium fidelium defunctorum de pœnis inferni et de profundo lacu. Libera eas de ore leonis
pœnis by Metall July 23, 2006

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.