Pongis
A penis that is very thick, long and veiny. The pongis throbs a lot which makes it a perfect treat to suck on and deep throat.
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ponnish
"man, that scene really made me ponnish."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."
ponnish by Rex ipse Latinus Cream; Bobby November 24, 2021
Pongin
Pongin by Ponginpongster August 6, 2010
Plongis
Look at plongis over there
pingist
- based on latency & delay intolerance; "pingist remarks"
- discriminatory especially on the basis of PING RESPONSE TIME and/or latency
- a person with a prejudiced belief that his ISP or PING(Packet Inter-Network Groperis) SEEK TIME is superior to that of others
- Pingism has many definitions, the most common and widely accepted being that individuals with the lowest PING seek time in milli-seconds are intrinsically superior to those with higher PINGresponse times.
- discriminatory especially on the basis of PING RESPONSE TIME and/or latency
- a person with a prejudiced belief that his ISP or PING(Packet Inter-Network Groperis) SEEK TIME is superior to that of others
- Pingism has many definitions, the most common and widely accepted being that individuals with the lowest PING seek time in milli-seconds are intrinsically superior to those with higher PINGresponse times.
JON has a ping of 17 ms and STEVE's is 103 ms.
JON doesn't let STEVE play on his server because STEVE's ping time is inferior.
JON is a PINGIST.
Dude, your response time sucks, GTFU!
JON doesn't let STEVE play on his server because STEVE's ping time is inferior.
JON is a PINGIST.
Dude, your response time sucks, GTFU!
pingist by Jonathan G. (Borowa) February 28, 2008
Ponnish
A feeling that expresses by dilating pupils of the eyes whereas covering the nose and mouth with multiple fingers.
Ponnish by penguindefinition December 4, 2021
Lance Pongstrong
Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!
Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.
Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.
Lance Pongstrong by woogoggles August 18, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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