Ponderosa pounder 

The act of eating buffet food then taking a hard shit in to a condom and using that for a dildo on your woman.

Bob and Tammy shared a romantic dinner at their local Ponderosa buffet. Things got a little weird when they got home and bob gave her the ol Ponderosa pounder in the bedroom.

Ponderosa pounder by Abe simpson October 15, 2020

Ponderosa High School 

A place where you'll find the typical redneck, white trash, chewing mother fuckers. Also home to a whole variety of drug users; most commonly weed. Full of 15 year old girls trying to be like the "popular" thots that they look up to. And who can forget about the group of Subaru, ricer driving kids that call themselves "Flounder Gang".

"Hey you want to go to the Ponderosa High School football game tonight?" "Yea, I'll bring the chew, you bring the weed. And tell me if you see anyone that's in Flounder Gang so we can steal their vapes"

Ponderosa High School by FukBoi4206969 May 2, 2017

Ponderosa 

A meeting to discuss issues in friendship. Coined by Jackie Christie.

"Tammy and Evelyn are friends now?! I can't believe they're having a ponderosa without me!"

Ponderosa by Shaun-Andru July 1, 2017

ponderosa high school 

A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.

Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.

ponderosa high school by Haha what I say is true February 28, 2017

Ponderosa 

A term used to define your household, home, location.

Mike:Hey John, where are you?
John: I'm chillin' at my ponderosa.

Ponderosa by Dubbb B August 5, 2009

Ponderosa Spread 

A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.

Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.

You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.

Ponderosa Spread by Paul Smith "Dooly Loo King" October 6, 2007

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE 

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE by weave August 25, 2003