Polmond

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A stud. The sexiest man on earth, commonly proficient in the middle lane. Known for his incredible invoker.

Danin: Did u see Polmond yesterday?
Avian: Yea he fucking clutched that fight.
Danin: What a god, I wanna have his kids.

Polmond by noteventrolling October 7, 2022

Words you can keep

polsond

When one of your shady ass friends makes plans to meet up with you, but because they are so introverted and afraid of social settings, they ghost on you like a fucking bitch.

I was supposed to meet up with Josh in Vegas, but that fucker polsond me and now I have to hire a prostitute to pass the time.

polsond by LeakyNipples November 10, 2018

Related Words

Polmond • Polmonem Respis • Polmonitification • polmont • polsond • yolst polmone

Polmonem Respis

Name: Polmonem Respis

Pronunciation: Pulmó-num Rēs-pis

Description: Polmonem Respis (more commonly referred to as "Rhespis") is an extremely rare genetic disorder originating from within the lungs. this disorder is most commonly found in females. The name Polmonem derives from the Latin term "fatiguer" meaning "to tire".

Symptoms of this disorder consist of mostly anxiety, sleepiness, shortness of breath, sore chest, sodium cravings, along with lack of focus and dizziness.

My friend just found out she had Polmonem Respis, she cried for a week!

Polmonem Respis by topsource101 November 7, 2018

Polmonitification

A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.

Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'

Polmonitification by Moisturawd March 8, 2021

polmont

THE BEST PLACE TO COME FROM
HAS SOME SEXY PEOPLE IN IT
COME TO POLMONT AND MEET SOME HOT POON.

'where can we go to slay some poon?'
'POLMONT LADSS'

polmont by scotland#1 October 15, 2011

yolst polmone

My favorite Rapper.

Yo dawg, Yolst Polmone is my favorite rapper.

yolst polmone by SuperUglyPerson August 26, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026