Polmond

A stud. The sexiest man on earth, commonly proficient in the middle lane. Known for his incredible invoker.

Danin: Did u see Polmond yesterday?
Avian: Yea he fucking clutched that fight.
Danin: What a god, I wanna have his kids.

Polmond by noteventrolling October 7, 2022

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polsond

When one of your shady ass friends makes plans to meet up with you, but because they are so introverted and afraid of social settings, they ghost on you like a fucking bitch.

I was supposed to meet up with Josh in Vegas, but that fucker polsond me and now I have to hire a prostitute to pass the time.

polsond by LeakyNipples November 10, 2018

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Polmond • Polmonem Respis • Polmonitification • polmont • polsond • yolst polmone

Polmonem Respis

Name: Polmonem Respis

Pronunciation: Pulmó-num Rēs-pis

Description: Polmonem Respis (more commonly referred to as "Rhespis") is an extremely rare genetic disorder originating from within the lungs. this disorder is most commonly found in females. The name Polmonem derives from the Latin term "fatiguer" meaning "to tire".

Symptoms of this disorder consist of mostly anxiety, sleepiness, shortness of breath, sore chest, sodium cravings, along with lack of focus and dizziness.

My friend just found out she had Polmonem Respis, she cried for a week!

Polmonem Respis by topsource101 November 7, 2018

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Polmonitification

A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.

Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'

Polmonitification by Moisturawd March 8, 2021

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polmont

THE BEST PLACE TO COME FROM
HAS SOME SEXY PEOPLE IN IT
COME TO POLMONT AND MEET SOME HOT POON.

'where can we go to slay some poon?'
'POLMONT LADSS'

polmont by scotland#1 October 15, 2011

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yolst polmone

My favorite Rapper.

Yo dawg, Yolst Polmone is my favorite rapper.

yolst polmone by SuperUglyPerson August 26, 2022

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