polsond

When one of your shady ass friends makes plans to meet up with you, but because they are so introverted and afraid of social settings, they ghost on you like a fucking bitch.

I was supposed to meet up with Josh in Vegas, but that fucker polsond me and now I have to hire a prostitute to pass the time.

polsond by LeakyNipples November 10, 2018

Polson 

Is a sex god and a girl called shelby joanne davis loves him.

Hell yer man hes fit, yer thats polson

Polson by Polson February 4, 2008

poisondtea 

a very amazing person who deserves the world :3 i would do anything for them to get what they deserve : i hope one day you achieve everything u ever wanted <33

OK: WOAH, whos that on your fyp?!
OK: Oh its poisondtea!!

(OK is a sideways person)

poisondtea by anonymouspersonulove August 20, 2021

Polmond

A stud. The sexiest man on earth, commonly proficient in the middle lane. Known for his incredible invoker.

Danin: Did u see Polmond yesterday?
Avian: Yea he fucking clutched that fight.
Danin: What a god, I wanna have his kids.

Polmond by noteventrolling October 7, 2022