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A last name that when it is said, all you can think of is that Michael Poleski aka Mike Poe. His name bring alot of great memories to people around Ossining, Briarcliff, ect.
Random Person: Hey whats your name?
Katie: katie Poleski...
Random person: OMFG!!!! are you related to Mike Poe???!!
katie: yeah! im his sister (AH!)
Random person: WOOW that is funny! i know mike poe!
Poleski by Kristian Rojas January 6, 2008
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polaskin superballs

A very large pair of balls, like what you would see on a large animal, such as a lion or a grizzly bear.
Did you see the polaskin superballs on that guy? It looked like he was smuggling baseballs in his pants!
polaskin superballs by bodomchild August 14, 2010

Tri Poloski 

Literally the greatest song to ever exist
Origin: Russia
"Thats a pretty good song"
"Nah mate that's nothing compared to Tri Poloski"
Poloski is Russian for the word stripes, It is also a hardbass song "Tri Poloski" which means three stripes in Russian
It is pronounced: Pole-Oz-Key
Russian: ты слышал эту песню три Полоски
English: did you hear that son Tri Poloski
Poloski by ¶•Senpai ¶•™ March 24, 2020

polski sklep 

Literally means "Polish Shop".

A store selling exclusively Polish products, mostly food but can also include newspapers, magazines, seasonal goods. These have sprung up all over the UK in recent years with the huge influx of Poles, even in those areas where they are outnumbered by other ethnic communities, (such as Tooting in London).

They all mostly stock the same sort of products, which unfortunately means that the more businessmen get in on the act the smaller the profits. Well known products include polish bread, pierogi, danio yogurts, kielbasa, sauerkraut, pickled cucumbers to name a few.

As well as being frequented by Poles, there are a fair share of British consumers who venture into a Polski Sklep.
"God, I can't believe yet another polski sklep has opened on Tooting high street, theres already one about 10 metres down the road"

"Kumpilam te wysmienite ogorki w polskim sklepie na ealingu"
polski sklep by Morela April 26, 2008

Officer Polaski 

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.
Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"
Officer Polaski by CJ_the_big_man February 24, 2009

polskinegger 

(noun) perjorative any recent eastern european immigrant to the UK.

From Arnold Schwarznegger 80s action hero and Mr Universe body builder, as early polish immigrant builders were very macho and thought to use steroids.
Hey do you know that new polskinegger girl in your office.
Yeah she thinks she owns the place.
polskinegger by Vitorious March 24, 2022
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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