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Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.
A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.

polar bear dip 

When your screwing a girl in the snow and pull your penis out and dip it in the snow and then stick it back in her.
This one time I was with a girl and she yelled polar bear dip me when we were in the arctic
polar bear dip by Bmar123 February 15, 2018

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping 

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear
"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

Dirty Polar Bear 

Requires some preparation:

The act of restraining your partner with fuzzy white handcuffs and slipping a frozen dildo into her ass. The resulting roar of icy anger is what gives the act it's name.
I have never seen anything more angry than your mom after the Dirty Polar Bear.
Dirty Polar Bear by Zmann966 September 11, 2011

Bee the drippy polar bear of the artic 

Bee the drippy polar bear of the artic is a bITCH WHO DOSEN'T FINISH THE FMARONPA SCRIPT- /J
The definition of "bee the drippy polar bear of the artic...:"

"Hoe."
-Bee the drippy polar bear themselves

beard-polar depression 

Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.
Joe was rocking the beard until today. I'm so blue...must be beard-polar depression.
beard-polar depression by Ae5Ea8 February 24, 2015