Definitions by Zmann966

Oriental Slumber Party

When, after having sex with an Asian girl, you go outside for bong hits and eat cake.

Ohh yeah, had an Oriental Slumber Party last night with the girl from the Asian deli over on fifth.
What type of cake did you get?
Yellow.

Oriental Slumber Party by Zmann966 August 13, 2018

Dirty Polar Bear 

Requires some preparation:

The act of restraining your partner with fuzzy white handcuffs and slipping a frozen dildo into her ass. The resulting roar of icy anger is what gives the act it's name.

I have never seen anything more angry than your mom after the Dirty Polar Bear.

Dirty Polar Bear by Zmann966 September 11, 2011

Angry Ewok 

When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)

Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...

Angry Ewok by Zmann966 October 23, 2010