Poknat

A large scar on your head.

A large circular baldspot that's visible even if you have thick hair.

Pards, ang laki ng poknat mo. Pano mo nakuha yan? (Buddy, you have a big poknat. How did you get that?)

by Ivoryboy August 4, 2008

pornathon

a porno marathon,watching porn for many hours straight.

man i did a pornathon last night and i swear i knocked out ten batches in 6 hours.

by sunspun May 23, 2004

poonatic

A guy or girl addict to the "tang" or vagina.
(poon-a-tick)

Sally don't get involved with Jim he's a poonatic. He gets around.

by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007

porñata

A piñata, but instead of being filled with candy, it is filled with porn.

For his birthday, Joe's friends got him a porñata because they knew how much he liked porn and hitting things with a bat.

by MCGT August 1, 2009

pornato

A sudden uncontrollable tornado of pornographic material originating from a single click in a web browser pop up window.

I clicked on one pop up and got caught in a pornato.

by berry9474974u April 28, 2010

pokeathon

The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.

Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
.
.
.
etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"

by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011

Pornatoligist

A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.

I really got to study to become a pornatoligist one day.

by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014