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Pokma is a rare and powerful bacteria found in public bathroom/shower floors. It is said that you can get Pokma if you bend down to get the soap found on the floor of these places, although it is very rare for you to be infected by it. It is part of the Dropasop family and is very hard to get rid of; The only way to get rid of Pokma is to get a dose of Kisma from your local hospital.
Person 1: Oh no! I dropped the soap, hopefully I don't get the Pokma!
Person 2: Just be careful and you should be fine.
Person 3: Wait, before you get that bar of soap on the ground, I have a question.
Person 2: Go for it.
Person 3: What is Pokma?
Person 1: Pokma Ass Motherclucker
Pokma by JustAUserJKIamnothim November 21, 2022
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A version of the popular internet slang 'lmao', created by the fanbase of Omaru Polka, a Japanese Vtuber.
Polka overslept for her steam again. POLMAO.
POLMAO by lodakabal December 11, 2020
Related Words
Pokma • Poema • pokas • pockmarked • pokai • pokay • pokeable • pokeality • podmas • podmaster

nya poka 

'Nya Poka' (ня пока) which translates to 'Nya Bye' is a well known term in Russia that became a meme after a 16 year old girl called Rina Palenkova posted a picture of herself on Social Media before committing suicide by jumping in front of a train.
Recently the term has once again, picked up a lot of attention after a Russian man did a livestream where he shot himself shortly after shouting "Nya Poka".
Another person shouted Nya Poka before committing suicide. How sad, they should know there is always help available.
nya poka by OmeletteBoy October 21, 2019

pokemans 

"Let me show you my pokemans"
MY POKEMANS
let me show you them
pokemans by ttdi October 3, 2007

Pokimanes Boyfriend

Pokimanes boyfriend can get pussy without donating their life settings.
Pokwana, son of Chief Menziwa, was a great leader of AmaZizi tribe, who are now occupying land around UnThentu in Umtata and Ngqutura between Engcobo and Idutwa in the Eastern Cape,this name has become used as a surname by the clan, submition by Prince Zuko Pokwana
Pokwana ka Menziwa ka Zangashe: all those were Chiefs of AmaZizi
Pokwana by Earl Zuko Pokwana July 9, 2003
The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.
Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!
pokeman by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004
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