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Pokemans 

(1)A word retards use to make fun of pokemon, in an attempt be funny.
(2) A word confused old people use to complain about what there children are doing.
Brah1:Look at my pokemans.
Brah2:stfu you retard
Pokemans by Dalemans August 6, 2011

pokemans 

A term school bullies use when attempting to get 'nerds' to correct them.
Bully: Hey, Kid! I love Pikachu what's your favorite Pokemans?
Guy: It's PokeMON!
Bully: (laughs and runs away)
pokemans by Tmunger November 25, 2007

Pokemans 

Do you want some pokemans after I’m done with bingo.
Pokemans by Ajweeb May 13, 2019
The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.
Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!
pokeman by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004

PokeManiac 

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.
Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

Pokemanz 

The cooler, more Bill Cosby way to say Pokemon.
Said by all the cool kids on the interwebz.
On Gaiaonline, anyway.
"lolol, i'ma go catch me sum pokemanz ;'D"
Pokemanz by MinaGoBoom August 8, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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