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Pokemh

Person 1: That competitive food eater ate 10 pounds of ice cream?! Goddamn, what a Pokemh.
by the snoms May 29, 2022
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Poképhillia

Poképhillia is being sexually attracted to Pokémon. Anyone of any age, gender, or sexual orientation can be a Poképhile. Some Poképhiles are only attracted to the more humanoid Pokémon (such as Gardevoir and Lopunny), but many others can be attracted to many other kinds of Pokémon, depending on the person.
Common Pokémon in Poképhillia: Gardevoir, Lucario, Lopunny, Luxray, Dragon-types, Eeveelutions, Pikachu
by Pokéslave May 16, 2011
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pokemon cards

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks
Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?
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pokemon url

A group of elite bloggers on Tumblr. Most blogs with Pokemon URLs are mainly inactive (dubbed as "hoarded" in Tumblr-speak) while others range from being hipster blogs to personal blogs with some sort of Redux-theme edit. They hold secret meetings and parties every weekend, where they get together and take a shot for each time someone begs for a Pokemon URL within Tumblr's "#pokemon url" tag. During the weekdays, they band together and defend their statuses within the aforementioned tag-- bringing those who post unironic selfies to justice, trying to knock some sense into people willing to deal cash for a URL, constantly upholding the "it's just a URL!!" mantra (when everybody and their mothers know that's a load a bull).
if u have a pokemon url then ure a part of the pokeurl gang 2k12/3 ride or die
by pokeurluser January 28, 2013
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pokemon daycare

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017
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Pokémon Fetish

sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.
he likes Pokémon sex, I like Pokémon sex, we have a Pokémon Fetish
by Arceus777 May 8, 2014
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pokewhore

A girl who sells herself for Pokemon cards
Taylor gave Jim a blowjob for his rare Charizard Pokemon card. Taylor is a pokewhore.
by Packitandwhackit69 July 5, 2015
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