Pokemh 

fatass

Person 1: That competitive food eater ate 10 pounds of ice cream?! Goddamn, what a Pokemh.

Pokemh by the snoms May 29, 2022

Poképhillia 

Poképhillia is being sexually attracted to Pokémon. Anyone of any age, gender, or sexual orientation can be a Poképhile. Some Poképhiles are only attracted to the more humanoid Pokémon (such as Gardevoir and Lopunny), but many others can be attracted to many other kinds of Pokémon, depending on the person.

Common Pokémon in Poképhillia: Gardevoir, Lucario, Lopunny, Luxray, Dragon-types, Eeveelutions, Pikachu

Poképhillia by Pokéslave May 16, 2011

pokemon cards 

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks

Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

pokemon cards by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

pokemon url 

A group of elite bloggers on Tumblr. Most blogs with Pokemon URLs are mainly inactive (dubbed as "hoarded" in Tumblr-speak) while others range from being hipster blogs to personal blogs with some sort of Redux-theme edit. They hold secret meetings and parties every weekend, where they get together and take a shot for each time someone begs for a Pokemon URL within Tumblr's "#pokemon url" tag. During the weekdays, they band together and defend their statuses within the aforementioned tag-- bringing those who post unironic selfies to justice, trying to knock some sense into people willing to deal cash for a URL, constantly upholding the "it's just a URL!!" mantra (when everybody and their mothers know that's a load a bull).

if u have a pokemon url then ure a part of the pokeurl gang 2k12/3 ride or die

pokemon url by pokeurluser January 28, 2013

pokemon daycare 

A place where pokemon have sex

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*

pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

Pokémon Fetish 

sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.

he likes Pokémon sex, I like Pokémon sex, we have a Pokémon Fetish

Pokémon Fetish by Arceus777 May 8, 2014

pokewhore 

A girl who sells herself for Pokemon cards

Taylor gave Jim a blowjob for his rare Charizard Pokemon card. Taylor is a pokewhore.

pokewhore by Packitandwhackit69 July 5, 2015