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Person 1: That competitive food eater ate 10 pounds of ice cream?! Goddamn, what a Pokemh.
Pokemh by the snoms May 29, 2022
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Poképhillia 

Poképhillia is being sexually attracted to Pokémon. Anyone of any age, gender, or sexual orientation can be a Poképhile. Some Poképhiles are only attracted to the more humanoid Pokémon (such as Gardevoir and Lopunny), but many others can be attracted to many other kinds of Pokémon, depending on the person.
Common Pokémon in Poképhillia: Gardevoir, Lucario, Lopunny, Luxray, Dragon-types, Eeveelutions, Pikachu
Poképhillia by Pokéslave May 16, 2011

pokemon cards 

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks
Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

pokemon url 

A group of elite bloggers on Tumblr. Most blogs with Pokemon URLs are mainly inactive (dubbed as "hoarded" in Tumblr-speak) while others range from being hipster blogs to personal blogs with some sort of Redux-theme edit. They hold secret meetings and parties every weekend, where they get together and take a shot for each time someone begs for a Pokemon URL within Tumblr's "#pokemon url" tag. During the weekdays, they band together and defend their statuses within the aforementioned tag-- bringing those who post unironic selfies to justice, trying to knock some sense into people willing to deal cash for a URL, constantly upholding the "it's just a URL!!" mantra (when everybody and their mothers know that's a load a bull).
if u have a pokemon url then ure a part of the pokeurl gang 2k12/3 ride or die
pokemon url by pokeurluser January 28, 2013

pokemon daycare 

A place where pokemon have sex
Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

Pokémon Fetish 

sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.
he likes Pokémon sex, I like Pokémon sex, we have a Pokémon Fetish
Pokémon Fetish by Arceus777 May 8, 2014

pokewhore 

A girl who sells herself for Pokemon cards
Taylor gave Jim a blowjob for his rare Charizard Pokemon card. Taylor is a pokewhore.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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