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Poke-Her Poker 

A poker game where every time you win a hand, you get to finger the other person's wife for 30 seconds....
I hate it when I lose Poke-Her Poker....
Poke-Her Poker by MW2 Freak January 10, 2011
Words you can keep

Poke Her Face 

the real message behind Lady Gagas infamous song "Poker Face". The song subliminally advocates oral sex by repeating the phrase poke-her-face over 15x and fuck- her- face 7x. Lady Gaga (aka her record label) claims the song is about being bisexual and thinking about girls during sexual intercourse.
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this play on words is as sneaky as britney spears hit "if you seek amy"
oddly sounding like F- U- CK ME. That would mean britney is saying "all the boys and all the girls are begging to FUCK ME"

there are a couple lines in this song where 1 word sounds like another
pokerface
poke her face

i get him hot show him what i got
i get him (hard) show him what i got

Pu Pu Pu pokerface2x
Pu Pu Pu pokerface
Pu Pu Fu ckerface
(fuck her face)

you be the judge.
poke her face with your disco stick untill your love game on her shirt
Poke Her Face by dvills9 July 28, 2009

Poke Her Face 

1) How you wake up Lady GaGa.
2) Song by Kid Cudi Featuring Kanye West, Also called "Make Her Say"
1.
Guy 1: Dude, how do you wake up Lady GaGa???
Guy 2: *Sigh* IDK, how?
Guy 1: You Poke Her Face!
Guy 2: ...

2.
"I make her say

Oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh, oh-oh-oh

When I

P-p-p-poker face

P-p-poke her face"
Poke Her Face by CM77 February 26, 2010

poke her 

poke a Girl with your cock usually in the mouth or pussy
I'd poke her good soon
poke her by Allsop April 10, 2007

poke her in the cheese

when some bitch has some nasty vag (after getting done without a condom and goes days without washing it) and you poked it.
Doug will poke her in the cheese, and thats gross.
poke her in the cheese by darkbeam January 29, 2009

Hold and Poke-her 

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Poke-her.
Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Hold and Poke-her.
Hold and Poke-her by authOOr August 25, 2006

Poke her a new one 

You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.
Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
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