Poetriarch

The leader of a rhyme family or gemre

Shakespeare was the poetriarch of the Elizabethan rhyme family

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

Petriarchy

When a pet rules a family.

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by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

Patriarchy-Blamer

Someone who blames the patriarchy; a feminist.

"It was great to meet other patriarchy-blamers at the feminist gathering!"

by Susie Halvarson November 7, 2006

patriarchy

A concept that inadequate females use to blame their poor performance.

I'm doing badly in my job because of the patriarchy, not because I'm useless at the job.

by J_S_ February 13, 2019

Petrarchan Lover

a petrarchan lover is one whose undying love for another is not returned

Grace is a petrarchan lover her ex never loved her even though she loved him

by Idi February 16, 2022

patriarchy

A made up social construct that feminists use to blame all their problem on men.

Example 1:

Feminist: I didn't get that job that i wasn't qualified for, it's all the patriarchy's fault!

Example 2:

Shoe0nHead: Omg, is that- is that the patriarchy?

Patriarchy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Smol_Bean June 24, 2017

patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.

I'm getting my patriarchal blessing. Yay.

by CDB December 7, 2004