An official, decorative, & ceremonial title that Liam Keel gave to himself on April 25th of 2024 to represent that he is the greatest My Little Pony creator ever and is thus the Patriarch of My Little Pony.

It is also used ceremonially in his Pony Kingdom to represent an office to hereditarily transfer Kingdom governing power through once he is gone as it would create a big power vacuum without the King of MLP Liam Keel running things.

Liam Keel using the new Patriarch of MLP title makes him 1000% cooler than any other creator!

Patriarch of MLP by King Of My Little Pony February 25, 2025

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Moral Patriarch

A good man, a male who seeks to encourage and mentor his children, and other young men, to bring about a rennisaince of chivalry, to lead a new generation to properly respect the traditional role of a man, as the patriarch of his family, and an example to his community.

Steve is a wonderful husband and father. He takes care of his family and helps his community. He is truly a Moral Patriarch.

Moral Patriarch by Bethere2soon August 23, 2017

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Petriarchy

When a pet rules a family.

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Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

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Parriarch

The term for a person (regardless of gender) who has risen to high rank in an organization or group, or who founded said organization or group.
The gender neutral equivalent of the terms Patriarch and Matriarch.

He/She/They were the organization's reigning parriarch(s).

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matriarchy

The longest-running joke in human history.

"Hey dude, did you hear about the matriarchy supporters?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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