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Patriarch Syndrome
Patriarch Syndrome by Genovani February 25, 2023
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Patriarch of MLP
An official, decorative, & ceremonial title that Liam Keel gave to himself on April 25th of 2024 to represent that he is the greatest My Little Pony creator ever and is thus the Patriarch of My Little Pony.
It is also used ceremonially in his Pony Kingdom to represent an office to hereditarily transfer Kingdom governing power through once he is gone as it would create a big power vacuum without the King of MLP Liam Keel running things.
It is also used ceremonially in his Pony Kingdom to represent an office to hereditarily transfer Kingdom governing power through once he is gone as it would create a big power vacuum without the King of MLP Liam Keel running things.
Patriarch of MLP by King Of My Little Pony February 25, 2025
Moral Patriarch
A good man, a male who seeks to encourage and mentor his children, and other young men, to bring about a rennisaince of chivalry, to lead a new generation to properly respect the traditional role of a man, as the patriarch of his family, and an example to his community.
Steve is a wonderful husband and father. He takes care of his family and helps his community. He is truly a Moral Patriarch.
Moral Patriarch by Bethere2soon August 23, 2017
Petriarchy
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Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014
Parriarch
The term for a person (regardless of gender) who has risen to high rank in an organization or group, or who founded said organization or group.
The gender neutral equivalent of the terms Patriarch and Matriarch.
The gender neutral equivalent of the terms Patriarch and Matriarch.
Parriarch by Nevernamed June 5, 2018
matriarchy
matriarchy by swag69696969 November 11, 2013
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