Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.

I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

poesklap by The L-Shaped Tetris Block April 3, 2017

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poesklap

A lekker warm klap that hits you with brute force and sends you spinning on your axis before dropping you like a sack of potatoes.

Juslike! Piet got a poesklap from that dude! He didn't check it coming and it sent him spinning like a top. Piet shat his pants and dropped like a rock. Aira! That poesklap was a real tit shot to the jaw. Like Rocky Balboa.

poesklap by BChatz June 21, 2023

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Poesklapkaklekkertitlit

"Poesklapkaklekkertitlit" is a slang phrase from South Africa. It humourosly combines colloquial derogatory comments common and popular youth phrases to create a term that has a general meaning of "amazing, superb, top shelf" etc.

The phrase first started appearing in late 2020 as a response to viral videos generally of youngsters doing dare-devil tricks on motorcross bikes but is now becoming a common response to any positive or inspiring moment or event.

"Did you see Kyle triple backflip off the ramp?" "Yeah man, it was poesklapkaklekkertitlit"

Poesklapkaklekkertitlit by Little Ewok November 10, 2021

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