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Poes klap 

A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K
“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”
Poes klap by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018
Words you can keep

poes se klap 

Afrikaans slang for one hell of a slap mostly used in Cape Town,South Africa
Justin gave Kurt a poes se klap
poes se klap by Jeff_The_Killer April 25, 2016

PoesKlap 

A nasty and very effective smack upside the head. Afrikaans Origin and derived from Poes (vagina) Klap (smack)
Barry needs a PoesKlap
PoesKlap by The Pant May 30, 2006

Poesklap 

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker
I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!
Poesklap by Snappie October 3, 2008

poesklap 

Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.
I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

poesklap 

A lekker warm klap that hits you with brute force and sends you spinning on your axis before dropping you like a sack of potatoes.
Juslike! Piet got a poesklap from that dude! He didn't check it coming and it sent him spinning like a top. Piet shat his pants and dropped like a rock. Aira! That poesklap was a real tit shot to the jaw. Like Rocky Balboa.
poesklap by BChatz June 21, 2023

Poesklapkaklekkertitlit 

"Poesklapkaklekkertitlit" is a slang phrase from South Africa. It humourosly combines colloquial derogatory comments common and popular youth phrases to create a term that has a general meaning of "amazing, superb, top shelf" etc.

The phrase first started appearing in late 2020 as a response to viral videos generally of youngsters doing dare-devil tricks on motorcross bikes but is now becoming a common response to any positive or inspiring moment or event.
"Did you see Kyle triple backflip off the ramp?" "Yeah man, it was poesklapkaklekkertitlit"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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