Poes klap 

A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K

“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”

Poes klap by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018

poes se klap 

Afrikaans slang for one hell of a slap mostly used in Cape Town,South Africa

Justin gave Kurt a poes se klap

poes se klap by Jeff_The_Killer April 25, 2016

PoesKlap 

A nasty and very effective smack upside the head. Afrikaans Origin and derived from Poes (vagina) Klap (smack)

Barry needs a PoesKlap

PoesKlap by The Pant May 30, 2006

Poesklap 

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker

I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!

Poesklap by Snappie October 3, 2008

poesklap 

Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.

I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

poesklap by The L-Shaped Tetris Block April 3, 2017

poesklap 

A lekker warm klap that hits you with brute force and sends you spinning on your axis before dropping you like a sack of potatoes.

Juslike! Piet got a poesklap from that dude! He didn't check it coming and it sent him spinning like a top. Piet shat his pants and dropped like a rock. Aira! That poesklap was a real tit shot to the jaw. Like Rocky Balboa.

poesklap by BChatz June 21, 2023

Poesklapkaklekkertitlit 

"Poesklapkaklekkertitlit" is a slang phrase from South Africa. It humourosly combines colloquial derogatory comments common and popular youth phrases to create a term that has a general meaning of "amazing, superb, top shelf" etc.

The phrase first started appearing in late 2020 as a response to viral videos generally of youngsters doing dare-devil tricks on motorcross bikes but is now becoming a common response to any positive or inspiring moment or event.

"Did you see Kyle triple backflip off the ramp?" "Yeah man, it was poesklapkaklekkertitlit"

Poesklapkaklekkertitlit by Little Ewok November 10, 2021