Poes klap

A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K

“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”

by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018

poes se klap

Afrikaans slang for one hell of a slap mostly used in Cape Town,South Africa

Justin gave Kurt a poes se klap

by Jeff_The_Killer April 25, 2016

PoesKlap

A nasty and very effective smack upside the head. Afrikaans Origin and derived from Poes (vagina) Klap (smack)

Barry needs a PoesKlap

by The Pant May 30, 2006

Poesklap

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker

I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!

by Snappie October 3, 2008

poesklap

Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.

I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

by The L-Shaped Tetris Block April 3, 2017

poesklap

A lekker warm klap that hits you with brute force and sends you spinning on your axis before dropping you like a sack of potatoes.

Juslike! Piet got a poesklap from that dude! He didn't check it coming and it sent him spinning like a top. Piet shat his pants and dropped like a rock. Aira! That poesklap was a real tit shot to the jaw. Like Rocky Balboa.

by BChatz June 21, 2023

Poesklapkaklekkertitlit

"Poesklapkaklekkertitlit" is a slang phrase from South Africa. It humourosly combines colloquial derogatory comments common and popular youth phrases to create a term that has a general meaning of "amazing, superb, top shelf" etc.

The phrase first started appearing in late 2020 as a response to viral videos generally of youngsters doing dare-devil tricks on motorcross bikes but is now becoming a common response to any positive or inspiring moment or event.

"Did you see Kyle triple backflip off the ramp?" "Yeah man, it was poesklapkaklekkertitlit"

by Little Ewok November 10, 2021