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A nasty and very effective smack upside the head. Afrikaans Origin and derived from Poes (vagina) Klap (smack)

Barry needs a PoesKlap

PoesKlap by The Pant May 30, 2006

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Poesklap

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker

I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!

Poesklap by Snappie October 3, 2008

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poesklap

Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.

I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

poesklap by The L-Shaped Tetris Block April 3, 2017

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poesklap

A lekker warm klap that hits you with brute force and sends you spinning on your axis before dropping you like a sack of potatoes.

Juslike! Piet got a poesklap from that dude! He didn't check it coming and it sent him spinning like a top. Piet shat his pants and dropped like a rock. Aira! That poesklap was a real tit shot to the jaw. Like Rocky Balboa.

poesklap by BChatz June 21, 2023

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Poesklap

Slapping someone so hard that they change gender. Not to be confused with snotklap.

Kalie got a poesklap for calling Susan a whore

Poesklap by OupaCornel January 5, 2024

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Poes klap

A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K

“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”

Poes klap by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018

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poeslap

A cloth which one rubs on the female genital area.

- Dude, you got a spare poeslap?
- You can borrow my mams
- loveit

poeslap by poeslapknickknacks February 24, 2009

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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