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Poesklap 

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker
I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!
Poesklap by Snappie October 3, 2008
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poesklap 

Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.
I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

poesklap 

A lekker warm klap that hits you with brute force and sends you spinning on your axis before dropping you like a sack of potatoes.
Juslike! Piet got a poesklap from that dude! He didn't check it coming and it sent him spinning like a top. Piet shat his pants and dropped like a rock. Aira! That poesklap was a real tit shot to the jaw. Like Rocky Balboa.
poesklap by BChatz June 21, 2023

Poesklap 

Slapping someone so hard that they change gender. Not to be confused with snotklap.
Kalie got a poesklap for calling Susan a whore
Poesklap by OupaCornel January 5, 2024

Poes klap 

A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K
“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”
Poes klap by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018
A cloth which one rubs on the female genital area.
- Dude, you got a spare poeslap?
- You can borrow my mams
- loveit
poeslap by poeslapknickknacks February 24, 2009
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