Poesklap

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker

I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!

by Snappie October 3, 2008

PoesKlap

A nasty and very effective smack upside the head. Afrikaans Origin and derived from Poes (vagina) Klap (smack)

Barry needs a PoesKlap

by The Pant May 30, 2006

poesklap

Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.

I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

by The L-Shaped Tetris Block April 3, 2017

poesklap

A lekker warm klap that hits you with brute force and sends you spinning on your axis before dropping you like a sack of potatoes.

Juslike! Piet got a poesklap from that dude! He didn't check it coming and it sent him spinning like a top. Piet shat his pants and dropped like a rock. Aira! That poesklap was a real tit shot to the jaw. Like Rocky Balboa.

by BChatz June 21, 2023

Poesklap

Slapping someone so hard that they change gender. Not to be confused with snotklap.

Kalie got a poesklap for calling Susan a whore

by OupaCornel January 5, 2024