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Poesklap 

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To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker
I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!
Poesklap by Snappie October 3, 2008
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poesklap 

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Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.
I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

poesklap 

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A lekker warm klap that hits you with brute force and sends you spinning on your axis before dropping you like a sack of potatoes.
Juslike! Piet got a poesklap from that dude! He didn't check it coming and it sent him spinning like a top. Piet shat his pants and dropped like a rock. Aira! That poesklap was a real tit shot to the jaw. Like Rocky Balboa.
poesklap by BChatz June 21, 2023

Poesklap 

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Slapping someone so hard that they change gender. Not to be confused with snotklap.
Kalie got a poesklap for calling Susan a whore
Poesklap by OupaCornel January 5, 2024

Poes klap 

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A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K
“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”
Poes klap by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018

poeslap 

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A cloth which one rubs on the female genital area.
- Dude, you got a spare poeslap?
- You can borrow my mams
- loveit
poeslap by poeslapknickknacks February 24, 2009
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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