Podger

verb (to Podger) The act of using one item, usually elongated, to poke into a receptacle.

Noun (a Podger) Any item used in the pursuance of the act of podgering.

I need a podger to manipulate the tobacco in this roll up cigarette to enable me to place my filter.

I gave her a damn good podgering with my hand behind the bike sheds.

by the_judge_g April 25, 2011

Podger

To take an unreasonable time to prepare for departure due to mastubation.

"Stop podgering about"

by hawrley April 08, 2015

podgered

To have sexual conquess with a lady. Scottish vernacular

I've just podgered a wee burd

by Joe Boyd August 12, 2005

Podgerer

The part of a clipper/swan or similar cigarette lighter which holds the flintwheel. This can be removed and is used for packing down/inserting a roach into the end of a joint.

"You got a podgerer mate? I can't get this bastard roach into my spliff"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink April 06, 2007

podgering

The act of having sex using your podger

Last night i gave my girlfriend such a good podgering she baked me a cake.

by Jengybhoy May 29, 2007

podger

Penis or the act of having sex.

Fancy a podger love?

by Corinthian January 22, 2004

podgered

to be sexually hammered in the female fanny!

awe, a pure podgered that big mad fat bird on saturday night, man.

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005