Wonkers 

a very good word (wonkers)

Friend: Hey I got a new phone
You: Wonkers

Wonkers by Botane August 1, 2021

wonkers 

means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis

1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)

wonkers by not conceited June 1, 2006

wonkers 

Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"

IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"

wonkers by Tanoos November 24, 2004

wonkers 

a combination of bonkers & wanker.

He's a bit wonkers.

wonkers by d|mister October 21, 2010

Kitty Wonkers 

A term used when everything goes wrong, or you seriously fucked something up

"God dammit, everything's gone kitty wonkers"

Kitty Wonkers by Reginold Daring July 17, 2009

Flippy-Wonkers

Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”

Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”

Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”

Flippy-Wonkers by Dr. Elven Caulks September 3, 2021

Wankers Chalice 

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".

The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.

Wankers Chalice by Woms1 April 25, 2023