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wonkers
means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy
4) with no s (wonker) means penis
4) with no s (wonker) means penis
1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
wonkers by not conceited June 1, 2006
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Flippy-Wonkers • Kitty Wonkers • wonker • Wonker-sided • Wonders • wankers cramp • WONGERS • wankers tash • Wonderslut • wondersome
wonkers
He's a bit wonkers.
Kitty Wonkers
Kitty Wonkers by Reginold Daring July 17, 2009
Flippy-Wonkers
Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”
Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”
Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”
Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”
Flippy-Wonkers by Dr. Elven Caulks September 3, 2021
Wankers Chalice
When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".
The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.
Wankers Chalice by Woms1 April 25, 2023
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