Pocketjob

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When one feels and/or massages the other person's genitals through their pocket.

"Dude I dunno it might not be discreet, what if someone looks over?" "Try a pocketjob"

Pocketjob by WtfMarc March 1, 2010

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pocketcock

a hard object in your pocket (a cell phone, ipod etc.) that shows the outline in your pocket.

wow, that guy definitley has a pocketcock (looking at the guys pocket)

pocketcock by bdubbs10 August 6, 2010

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pocketbook

New England slang for a woman's purse

"He stole money right out of my pocketbook."

pocketbook by annnoexox April 1, 2007

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pocketpoon

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP

"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"

pocketpoon by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010

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pocketholder

A pocketholder is someone's bitch, usually in prison.

You were a pocketholder in jail, weren't you?

pocketholder by DYLAN #1 ICON January 1, 2005

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Pocketbook

Old slang that means vagina, it is typically used in the southern United States.

Alisha, we can see your pocketbook through your leggins.

Pocketbook by would you like some advise February 1, 2020

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Bump Pocketbooks

verb. Two lesbians having sex or two extremely feminine gay men having sex.

Daniel and his queeny boyfriend were bumping pocketbooks all night.

Bump Pocketbooks by Jim March 13, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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