Similar to pocket dial, pocketbook refers to any Facebook message, status update, etc. that is accidentally created as a result of your phone being unlocked while in your pocket.

Dude, wtf is this facebook message you sent me: "Ggggggghhhfk"???

My bad bro, I must have pocketbooked you.

pocketbook by MississippiDave February 24, 2010

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Pocketbook Patty

A woman that spends money on men to buy their affection. “Woman Trick”

Jennifer spends a bag on every man she meets, she is just a big pocketbook Patty.

Pocketbook Patty by KeepitG409 October 20, 2022

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Pocketbook Sandwich

Pocketbook Sandwich (noun)

A simple sandwich made from a single slice of bread folded in half, usually prepared quickly when minimal ingredients are available. A Pocketbook Sandwich is often made for convenience, portion control, or during times when food options are limited. It can contain spreads peanut butter or fillings.

See also:
Foldover Sandwich, Single-Slice Sandwich

Examples:

“I didn’t have much in the kitchen, so I made a Pocketbook Sandwich for lunch.”

“When I was younger, a Pocketbook Sandwich was something we threw together before heading out the door.”

Pocketbook Sandwich by Yanks Team December 6, 2025

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Indonesian Pocketbook

After eating curry the night before a man poos in a female vagina and then fist fucks the shit out of her thus excreting the feces out of the vagina.

"Why is there shit everywhere?" "Oh, sorry i gave my girlfriend an indonesian pocketbook last night."

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Indonesian Pocketbook by tatty bojangles October 4, 2009

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