Pocketboo 

/pah-ket-bu/

Noun
1. An individual, male or female, who is interested in you, but they will always be a backup plan i.e. in your pocket

2. An individual who you are not completely interested in, but they are a possible contender

3. Not to be mistaken with the side boo, because you do not regularly indulge in interaction with this individual

4. The creator of the term pocketboo regrets to inform readers that if the criterion mentioned above applies to you, then you may in fact, be a pocketboo.

Pocketboo Levels:
Level 1: Friend

a. You have not had altercations with

b. Most likely the individual only has a crush on you for more than 2 months

Level 2: Contact friend

a. You have had altercations with this individual
b. Individual is aware of their place in the friend zone
c. Individual knows their place in the pocket

Level 3: Attractive

a. Possibility of relationship is minimal
b. Physical appearance is extremely and aesthetically pleasing to the pocket holder
Level 4: The Ex
a. May or may not have a difficult personality to tolerate

b. Always will be there for the pocket holder i.e. flat tire fixer

c. Closest to the real boo, but history impedes on the ability of building a future with this specific pocketboo

I have a boyfriend, but Trent is my pocketboo.

Pocketboo by Tia Holley January 29, 2015

pockabook 

What mum calls her hand bag.

Hey Billy boy, pass me my pockabook so we can go get some ice cream.

pockabook by Burbank Hayes April 21, 2011

pocketcock 

a hard object in your pocket (a cell phone, ipod etc.) that shows the outline in your pocket.

wow, that guy definitley has a pocketcock (looking at the guys pocket)

pocketcock by bdubbs10 August 6, 2010

peckerboo 

The most unpleasant situation where a man's penis unexpectedly maneuvers its way out of the fly hole of his underwear. A peckerboo usually occurs as the result of either (a) a sudden movement or (b) walking for extended periods. Public Peckerboos are the most severe, as they force a man to adjust his junk in front of everyone in the room.

Man I'm sorry I just grabbed my junk in front of your mom, my di#k was playing peckerboo.

peckerboo by lawman186583 February 8, 2014

pocketbook

New England slang for a woman's purse

"He stole money right out of my pocketbook."

pocketbook by annnoexox April 1, 2007

Pocketjob 

When one feels and/or massages the other person's genitals through their pocket.

"Dude I dunno it might not be discreet, what if someone looks over?" "Try a pocketjob"

Pocketjob by WtfMarc March 1, 2010

pocketpoon 

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP

"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"

pocketpoon by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010