Poasf

In other words, drunk. Trying to type “pissed” and ending typing “poasf”. Hence poasf is pissed on another level.

My mother in law went to this hen do and got poasf beyond belief!

by Z121212 July 29, 2023

Poaster

Deliberate or ironic misspelling of "poster," meaning a twitter user. Noun.
Alternative forms of the word include poast (n) – a misspelling of "post", referring to tweets.

It can be appended as a suffix behind other words, such as shitpoaster (n) or shitpoasting (v).

Trump was irritating, sure, but you can't deny he was perhaps this hellsite's greatest poaster

by joy8374(2 April 24, 2021

poaf

(1)poaf is another name for fart
instead of using the word farted or fart, poaf or poafed can take its place

(2)Poaf is a name you call someone when you cant think of anything else

(1) "hey wow I just poafed!"
"did you hear that poaf?"

(2) Tiffany stop being such a poaf!"

by SoWrongItsDano April 2, 2008

Poaststroos

The word you get when you try to type "potatoes" with one hand.

A - "What should our team name be?"
B - "Poaststroos."
B - "*potatoes."
A - "Poaststroos it is."

by Itsmybday March 27, 2021

Poast

Same as post or posting as a message or a commentary posted on an internet forum. Poast instead of post follows the same pattern of transcribing "ou" diphthong as "oa" as in moar instead of more.

First Poast! (First commentary to the original post)

by gayskunk January 4, 2008

Poass

A poass is a certain being who posseses both the qualities of being a poser and an asshole. This type of person is largely considered to be hostile to anyone around him and to act like a douchebag constantly even though he is clearly not one and is just trying to hard.

Non-Poass: Aw yeah, I just got a quarter.
Poass: I have 3 million dollars in my swiss bank account hidden in the Netherlands of the nile desert.
Non-Poass: That place doesn't even exist.
Poass: It does if I want it to! Im richer than you!

by likely34 June 15, 2013

Poesface

A poesface is someone who is a poes but you want to tune him/her something worse than a poes, like a poesface.

*Gets dropshot in COD* Me - "Check this poesface dropshotting with a shotgun."

by Big Dick Chungus May 26, 2020