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Poaf is just poaf... it is it's own definition

Poaf is poaf

nothing more or less
Poaf by Erik P May 9, 2005
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Poaf • Poafa • poafers • Po a fo
Poaf by Stonus December 28, 2009
Poaf-ed, Poaves: (Poe-f: Bread LOAF, with a P)

1. A poop loaf.
2. A loaf of poop.
3. To pinch off a loafer.
You are a poaf; Dude! Why did you eat that poaf!; You are all poaves; I just poafed.
poaf by Nephyst and Merlo June 8, 2007
Poafa is a large mammal from the East of Ireland. Ranging from minimal amounts of hair to Chew Bacca look alikes, this creature is highly dangerous and will attack. It's easily calmed with chocolate products.

They make loveable pets.
"OH GOD IT'S AN ANGRY POAFA! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE!!"
Poafa by Dr. Bexicus October 29, 2009
giant gonads, balls, bumslappers
his poafers were so large and heavy slapping against her ass that the vibrator was knocked clean out of sight
poafers by Billy Angstrom October 3, 2012
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