POSFF 

1. An especially vile specimen of human disappointment. Reserved for someone whose behavior transcends ordinary jerkdom and ascends into the realm of sheer, irredeemable assholery. Often used when regular insults just don’t hit hard enough.

2. A particularly insufferable individual whose words or actions reflect bigotry, hypocrisy, or cruelty… often dressed up in sanctimonious nonsense. Frequently used when calling out religious apologists, Bible-thumping zealots, or anyone who defends genocide, misogyny, or slavery because God said so.

He said the flood was an act of mercy. That’s some divine POSFF spin right there.

She called queer people sinful while quoting a Bronze Age text that says rape victims should marry their rapists. Ma’am, sit down! You’re a textbook POSFF.

POSFF by Spade. August 7, 2025

POSFF 

Piece of Shit Fuck Face

“This POSFF supports slavery and infanticide”

POSFF by GoodUncle August 19, 2025

POSTFU 

1. A random word stem collected from a popular internet word (ie, post) and utilized by internet spam bots to form a new word. Common affixes include one to four length letters, or a jumble of letters, used in an attempt to cover as many unique combinations as possible to drive traffic to their websites.

2. A frequent typo, randomly typed letters, or misspelling by internet users.

3. Common abbreviation for "Please Only Save The Friendly Unicorns", an organization dedicated to the preservation of friendly unicorns located in the Canadian wilderness.

4. Common abbreviation for "Pictures Or Shut The F* Up", a definition conceived by a single individual but not actually common or used at all. Unless you count that one time ten years ago.

5. Or, this word could mean absolutely nothing at all and it's just a completely random word created with no real meaning or common use in the real world or the internet, and anyone can choose how they want to define the word. This is just an example of how easy it is to submit a definition and have it accepted by editors who approve almost anything based entirely on how funny it is and if the definition contains no spelling errors.

"C'mon, POSTFU."
"Hey man! POSTFU."
"Oh no, it's POSTFU."

POSTFU by Symguy June 23, 2013

postfartum depression 

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.

Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.

postfartum depression by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015

posefag

Usually an emo with pointy (most often blonde, black, blue, green, ping or red) dyed hair. The not-so-rare specie of posefags usually puke to lose weight, they often use skinny jeans, have piercings and listens to lame deathcore. Their primary mating-sounds is pigsquealing.

PS. They're camwhores.

-"I bet he's an emo because of his lack of style."
-"Oh really? He looks more like a posefag in those skinny jeans."

-"Dude, is he a girl?"
-"Nah, he just poses like one!"

posefag by SaneCube April 3, 2011

Poseferatu 

People who, whether out of mental/social dysfunction or excessive movie/book/game fandom, like to pretend (in a non-ironic manner) that they are vampires. Includes Anne Rice fans, fans of books about sparkly vampires, certain substrata of goths, and the sort of really strange people who post on I'm-a-vampire internet boards.

"Let's go to the movies."

"Oh, not tonight. That new vampire movie is out, and the place will be choked with the Poseferatu. I don't want some fat guy in a cape getting pancake makeup on my jacket."

Poseferatu by Ken the Popehat Blogger June 22, 2009

poffadock

Word used to mock homosexual males.

Derives from the words "puffer duck" when said in a gay british accent.

*two teenagers are mocking gays*

teen 1 ; oh dawling, you look fabulous!
teen 2 ; Oh, Poffadock. I never even used my moisturiser
Teen1 ; you naughty devil!
teen 2; oh stop it!


Each time "oh" is said the stereotypical hand flopping motion is made.

poffadock by smokepellet October 18, 2008