Plurse 

The act of taking your pinky, and putting it through the hole in someones ear where a gage should be.

Since your gage is out, can i plurse you?

Plurse by BILLY1922 September 16, 2010

Purse Vodka 

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

Purse Vodka by Chiges February 21, 2012

bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.

Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.

bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009

Sugar Purse 

Sugar purse is what you call a women's vagina when it has a pleasant odor and taste or when you want a nice alternative to cunt. Only a wholesome woman would have a sugar purse, this term does not apply to whores.

Hey baby, I've got a surprise in my sugar purse for you!!

Sugar Purse by DaDonk August 5, 2009

purse breast separation 

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

purse breast separation by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007

Purse Owner!!! 

Something someone with dyslexia says when they find a mask, gun, or trip and fall into a Tv.

Person: Purse Owner!!!
Persona: Thou am thou, I art I.

Purse Owner!!! by KirbyMultiverse11037 December 16, 2020

poop purse surprise 

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

poop purse surprise by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012