gage

a name given to a god among men. he has so many abs of steel, that the common human cannot count them. some say that when he sings, he takes the shape of a unicorn. he is desired by every woman, especially ones with unusually small breasts.
Guy: Gage, dude, why do date that small breasted girl?

Gage: I don't know. Let's count my abs.
by smallchest October 25, 2010
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gage

-nice guy who listens, and does for others.
-very shy if he doesnt know you.
-understanding
he was being so gage around you today.
by leslie d January 07, 2009
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gage

from Louis Armstrong's autobiography:

Speaking of 1931 - we did call ourselves Vipers, which could have been anybody from all walks of life that smoked and respected gage. That was our cute little name for marijuana, and it was a misdemeanor in those days. Much different from the pressure and charges the law lays on a guy who smokes pot - a later name for the same thing which is cute to hear nowadays. We always looked at pot as a sort of medicine, a cheap drunk and with much better thoughts than one that's full of liquor. But with the penalties that came, I for one had to put it down though the respect for it (gage) will stay with me forever. I have every reason to say these words and am proud to say them. From experience.
by funkspiel December 09, 2008
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Gage is the most amazing person. He's honest, caring, trustworthy, handsome, and super smart. At times he's a little hard on himself but he should know the world believes in him so he needs to. Anyone that's lucky enough to have gave in their life should never let him go there's something special about this guy. He's a keeper
Do you know where Gage is? Oh right here. Thank you
by Miss understood. Ladi November 21, 2019
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gage

To steal.
"He gaged my watch!"
by Sophie January 30, 2004
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gage

a tall white man with multiple girls. is always wanting to go to the club and get drunk. most of the time is high
by YooGurl April 17, 2020
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gage

is funny but he is mean
haha that joke was funny but i hate u gage cuz ur mean.
by bre ur sister June 11, 2019
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