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when that girl u know is crazy goes with you to the bar, and she ends up totally beating someone at the bar using her big bulky purse as a weapon. your bound to get kicked out the bar if you are with the attacker.

Hard-core pursers only buy purses with big buckles or other kind of extra weight such as rhinestones, extra zippers ect..

some girls put things directly in there purse, if they think they may need to purse somebody that night!
these girls were jumping my friend outside my house so i just grabbed my handbag and pursed all of them
pursed by illpurseyou April 25, 2011
The act of a woman tucking a man’s balls in her vagina while he stimulates her clitoris.
My girlfriend pursed my balls when I took out my cock to cum all over her clit.
Pursed by Frank Palace June 22, 2022

Pursed amendment 

When a you buy a woman a Louis Vuitton, she's got to give it up.
You bought me an LV, Let's go fuck. It's the pursed amendment

Purse Vodka 

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.
Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!
Purse Vodka by Chiges February 21, 2012

bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.
Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.
bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009

Sugar Purse 

Sugar purse is what you call a women's vagina when it has a pleasant odor and taste or when you want a nice alternative to cunt. Only a wholesome woman would have a sugar purse, this term does not apply to whores.
Hey baby, I've got a surprise in my sugar purse for you!!
Sugar Purse by DaDonk August 5, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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