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the act of beating someone with a purse.
She pursed his ass!
pursed by chickeypoo April 20, 2011
Words you can keep
when that girl u know is crazy goes with you to the bar, and she ends up totally beating someone at the bar using her big bulky purse as a weapon. your bound to get kicked out the bar if you are with the attacker.

Hard-core pursers only buy purses with big buckles or other kind of extra weight such as rhinestones, extra zippers ect..

some girls put things directly in there purse, if they think they may need to purse somebody that night!
these girls were jumping my friend outside my house so i just grabbed my handbag and pursed all of them
pursed by illpurseyou April 25, 2011
The act of a woman tucking a man’s balls in her vagina while he stimulates her clitoris.
My girlfriend pursed my balls when I took out my cock to cum all over her clit.
Pursed by Frank Palace June 22, 2022

Pursed amendment 

When a you buy a woman a Louis Vuitton, she's got to give it up.
You bought me an LV, Let's go fuck. It's the pursed amendment

Purse Vodka 

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.
Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!
Purse Vodka by Chiges February 21, 2012

bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.
Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.
bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009

Sugar Purse 

Sugar purse is what you call a women's vagina when it has a pleasant odor and taste or when you want a nice alternative to cunt. Only a wholesome woman would have a sugar purse, this term does not apply to whores.
Hey baby, I've got a surprise in my sugar purse for you!!
Sugar Purse by DaDonk August 5, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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