19 definitions by Chuck Bucket
When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005
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by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005
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What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.
by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005
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Sexual position when a chick sits on your dick, ass facing you, and rocks her butt back and forth, in a cranking motion.
by Chuck Bucket April 08, 2005
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I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye
by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005
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by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005
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Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.
Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?
Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?
Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?
by Chuck Bucket February 07, 2005
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