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Kong-plinger 

1) A small furry, yet intelligent hamster-like, rapid-breeding rodent, with large ears and huge feet - often found in colonies under hills in Lancaster - "kong-plinger spotting" is a favourite pastime amongst many youths in the area
2) Common insult amoungst lazy, bone-idle slobs (usually males) who lack sufficient intellect and/or articulation to create a more competent insult
3) Used as an exuse by young human males when they misplace something during the education process.
1) "Lut's see if we cee-an see anae kong-plingers todai!" (young Lancaster male)
2) "You are a kong-plinger sometimes, Steve!" (Anon - lazy bone-idle slob)
3) "The kong-plinger in the desk stole it, Sir!" (young human male)
Kong-plinger by Caliban November 17, 2003
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Golden plunger

Using your morning wood to pierce the crust of your ho-bag's unwashed vag, and then flushing out the left over jizz with last night's Budweiser.
Dude 1: Seriously dude...you slept with Stinky Sally last night? You musta been krunk!
Dude 2: Yah, bro. We both passed out afterwards. I even gave her a golden plunger this morning and did her in the wet spot.
Golden plunger by BongJuice April 11, 2020

plunger lipps 

anyone who has thick lips and could possibly be used as a toilet plunger.
"man, yo lips so thick & my toilet is stopped up...Can I borrow you for a minuit, plunger lipps?"
plunger lipps by T. Wilson January 26, 2008

Texas Plunger 

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina then having sex, forcing the feces further into her.
Ex: My gf was really mad when i pulled out the old texas plunger last night
Texas Plunger by jshak43 December 4, 2013

Stool Plunger 

A long skinny penis with an extremely large, bulbous head. Considered ideal for anal sex.
All the ladies wanted to smash with Carl as he was rumored to be hung with a stool plunger.
Stool Plunger by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

Dirty Plunger 

A crude sexual act where a woman tries to take a shit while the man shoves the turd back up into her ass with his dick.
This crazy bitch tried to give me a hot lunch, but I got the jump on her, and gave that turd the old dirty plunger right up the corn sleeve.
Dirty Plunger by Team Menard December 28, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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