Definitions by Caliban

panax 

The act of sexual intercourse with a dead cow.

I'm going to panax that cow.
Dude, you panaxed the cow!
That was a damned good panax.

panax by Caliban May 7, 2005

Cifflaa 

Enormous hairy animal, similar to a bantha, which is often used as a steed by the people of Greemwedd - usually found in caravans on the Great Yet Slightly Icy Terracotta Highway, delivering large quantities of rasberry-flavoured pineapples to Noolow, home of the Fructus Lords, the Pappai-Yar

Various species of Ciffla:
- Jammy Dodger
- Chubby
- Ratty
- Irritable
- Down-right Rude

Cifflaa by Caliban November 28, 2003

Vramm-chong

Huge Chinese marsupial which can travel at comparatively high speeds, with a long snout and huge eyes - found in deciduous trees and clean sewers

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Vramm-chong by Caliban November 18, 2003

Jombob 

Sport which involves large boulders being dropped in nine-day-old pea pudding and being thrown at small geese in the middle of a large field of barley - played by the people of Morrchobb, who are notoriously picky when concerning the age of the pudding

The Jombob tournament is held every year on the feast day of St. Koo-doo.

Jombob by Caliban November 18, 2003

Kong-plinger 

1) A small furry, yet intelligent hamster-like, rapid-breeding rodent, with large ears and huge feet - often found in colonies under hills in Lancaster - "kong-plinger spotting" is a favourite pastime amongst many youths in the area
2) Common insult amoungst lazy, bone-idle slobs (usually males) who lack sufficient intellect and/or articulation to create a more competent insult
3) Used as an exuse by young human males when they misplace something during the education process.

1) "Lut's see if we cee-an see anae kong-plingers todai!" (young Lancaster male)
2) "You are a kong-plinger sometimes, Steve!" (Anon - lazy bone-idle slob)
3) "The kong-plinger in the desk stole it, Sir!" (young human male)

Kong-plinger by Caliban November 17, 2003

finish off the list 

To masturbate, usually with male connotations.

Arright... I'm going to go finish off the list now. Shout if you need me.

finish off the list by Caliban September 6, 2002

yarr 

An interjection. Can be used in nearly any sense, to convey any manner of emotion or simply waste breath and fill up blank space in a conversation. Derives its origin from the 'yarr' used by pirates during the Golden Age of Piracy during the 1500s to 1700s and appropriated from there.

Yarr.

"How are you feeling?"
"Yarr."

And so I went up to this dude and he was totally like "Yarr."

yarr by Caliban September 6, 2002