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Pleasus

Please + Jesus = Pleasus.
To use in exasperation.
"(some one says something ridiculous and stupid)"
"Oh pleasus!" would be your response.
by kaitbabee July 11, 2009
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Pleasus christ

A cheeky phrase that is used when intending to politely ask for anything. It both captivates its recipients, and lets them know that the user is a follower of Jesus.
Mama:
Son, would you like some more milk?

Son:
Yes mama.

Mama:
What’s the magic word?

Son:
Pleasus Christ.

Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.
by bodakun April 19, 2024
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Arthur’s pleasure

The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.

As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!
by Marty the Hat July 31, 2019
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Pleasure Dom

A dominant who gets sexual gratification from giving his/her partner(s) as many intense orgasms as possible. They should be very experienced in orgasm control. This is something that must be mastered over time after much practice, creativity, and self-development.
Partner: What type of Dom are you?
Dom: I identify as a Pleasure Dom, I will make you cum till your body can’t handle any more!
by Jeremayr May 30, 2021
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Panty Pleasure

When a girl tugs her panties between her pussy to create A orgasam.
Craig : So how was you and the wife's date night last night?
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop October 4, 2016
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Guilty Pleasure

When you enjoy a type of music or particular program but you are to ashamed to admit you listen to it/ watch it to your friends and family.
I love watching Air Crash Investigation, but I dont want to watch it in publlic because I don't want to be judged. its my guilty pleasure
by Xayberg January 10, 2017
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jack pleasure

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016
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