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Pleasus christ
A cheeky phrase that is used when intending to politely ask for anything. It both captivates its recipients, and lets them know that the user is a follower of Jesus.
Mama:
Son, would you like some more milk?
Son:
Yes mama.
Mama:
What’s the magic word?
Son:
Pleasus Christ.
Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.
Son, would you like some more milk?
Son:
Yes mama.
Mama:
What’s the magic word?
Son:
Pleasus Christ.
Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.
Pleasus christ by bodakun April 19, 2024
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Arthur’s pleasure
The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.
As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!
Arthur’s pleasure by Marty the Hat July 31, 2019
Pleasure Dom
A dominant who gets sexual gratification from giving his/her partner(s) as many intense orgasms as possible. They should be very experienced in orgasm control. This is something that must be mastered over time after much practice, creativity, and self-development.
Partner: What type of Dom are you?
Dom: I identify as a Pleasure Dom, I will make you cum till your body can’t handle any more!
Dom: I identify as a Pleasure Dom, I will make you cum till your body can’t handle any more!
Pleasure Dom by Jeremayr May 30, 2021
Panty Pleasure
Craig : So how was you and the wife's date night last night?
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!
Panty Pleasure by SlopNChop October 4, 2016
Guilty Pleasure
When you enjoy a type of music or particular program but you are to ashamed to admit you listen to it/ watch it to your friends and family.
I love watching Air Crash Investigation, but I dont want to watch it in publlic because I don't want to be judged. its my guilty pleasure
Guilty Pleasure by Xayberg January 10, 2017
jack pleasure
-...Jack pleasure?
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
jack pleasure by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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