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Platticus 

A combover mixed with an enormous amount of hair gel.
When Cody walked in with the gay streaked Platticus, we realized that his Snooki-like complexion was not very smart and was gearing up for his next strip tease.
Platticus by adminboy2011 April 8, 2011
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The Plastics 

They're teen royalty. If North Shore was US Weekly, they would always be on the cover. That one there, that's Karen Smith She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English class last year. She asked me how to spell orange. And that little one?Thats Gretchen Wieners. She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. Thats why her hair is so big. Its full of secrets. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho bag but in reality she is so much more than that.
The Plastics are the best fucking part of Mean Girls

Monkey Plastics 

Cheap shoes, shoes that are made of inferior material. Shoes that are usually consisted mostly of plastic.
"Man, look at John with those monkey plastics on".

"My mom is supposed to be gettin me some new shoes, I hope they're not monkey plastics!"
Monkey Plastics by Jashobeam March 27, 2010

The Plastics 

Three to four (depending on the time) very mean high school girls that think they rule the school until a new girl arrives and beats them into the ground. Also, the leaser of the group gets hit by a bus.
We call those three 'The Plastics'
They're shiny, fake, and hard.

Plattitude 

The attitude or mindset that girls develop when at a school which has a poor student body ratio, such as 4:1 guys to girls, and the town is boring. This is especially prevalent at University of Wisconsin Platteville
I tried sayin hi to that girl over there... but she wouldn't even give me the time of day.

Yea.... shes got the plattitude
Plattitude by PilotX1 May 12, 2007

fantastic plastics

Noun:
CD Turntables specifically Pioneer CDJ 1000's but can be used to describe any CDJ Player. Used in lieu of Wheels of Steel when referring to said CD Turntables.
I can get as drastic on the Fantastic Plastics as I did back in the day on the Wheels of Steel!
fantastic plastics by SeVere January 7, 2009

Plastics 

A bunch of high school girls who think they are awesome and everybody likes them. They think people call them plastic because they are beautiful and people love them but oftentimes it is just because they are wellknown fakes. Usually made up of fake blondes but may have one or two less popular exceptions.

This term was coined globally with the release of the movie "Mean Girls", which has become almost guidelines for how the "popular people" or "totally cool" groups act.
Girl: Man, I wish I could be one of the Plastics.
Otherone: Why, they are just losers who think they're better than everybody else.
Plastic: But I thought everybody likes us, we're just so awesome!
Girl: Oh ok, you're right.
Plastics by PinocchioNoLies January 29, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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