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plastinate
Plastic-injected dead people that are tastefully skinned, eviscerated, and posed for your education and amusement. Museum employees generally frown on you trying to have sex with them.
plastinate by Sky Commander Winkie January 23, 2009
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plastomatic
When women automatically get plastic surgery at the first signs of ageing. This usually is a result of pressure to always look young in the filmmaking business.
I would never want to be an actress in Hollywood today, the movie business is so brutal on actresses over 30 that they all have become plastomatic.
plastomatic by Carlye Samatas January 19, 2009
plastisnatch
Elizabeth left her plastic surgeons office after getting her nose job. It was her 5th plastic surgery this year and she was starting to look like a plastisnatch.
plastisnatch by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
PlantSmacker
PlantSmacker by eRAF May 13, 2005
plasticaxeitosis
a physical condition brought about by spending way too much time playing guitar simulation games such as Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Symptoms include inflamed knuckles and chafing of the thumb, accompanied by a tendency to ignore requests to "make this your last song and clean your room." Those inflicted with this condition often complain of symptoms similar to vertigo and visions of parallel vertical bands constantly rolling by in front of them. Plasticaxeitosis is sometimes considered an addiction that needs to be treated by using psychological methods as opposed to medicinal treatments.
After complaining of various pains, irritations and dizziness, Eric was diagnosed with plasticaxeitosis.
plasticaxeitosis by hortonhearsawho April 8, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland